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NEW! Ultimate Piston Vibrating Male Masturbator
This innovative Japanese sex toy from Rends delivers an incredibly satisfying realistic experience as it throbs, sucks and strokes you with its ribbed sleeve and 7 intense vibration modes. With an AC adapter for extra mind-blowing power.
Ultimate Piston throbs, sucks and strokes your full length in a piston-like up and down motion. Insert the Rends A10 Piston Ribbed Inner Cup Accessory and indulge in the realistic sensation of its soft, ribbed lining as it massages you all the way to a sensational climax. Use the remote control to tailor your experience by scrolling through 7 vibration patterns across 7 speeds. Add a few squirts of water-based lubricant and let this sophisticated male sex toy pump you all the way to a spine-tingling climax.

Cyclone Automatic Masturbator For Men

The future of masturbation is here in the form of the A10 Cyclone! This masterpiece of male pleasure has a textured internal sleeve that actually twists, spins and rotates around your shaft! Includes a R-1 controller for instant satisfaction.

This torch-style sex toy has a special battery compartment for giving you the most powerful sensations, an attached USB wire for connecting to the controller and the Cyclone masturbator itself.

Grab the Cyclone, apply lubricant all over and slip the soft silicone opening and internal sleeve over your shaft. The delectable nodules will stroke and tease as you move the Cyclone up and down but the real pleasure comes from the advanced rotation mechanism...

Set your R-1 Controller to the half-way mark on the side switch and choose from the innumerable different functions and speeds of rotation! With full spins, right twists, left twists, starts, stops and lots of different speeds, this sex toy will give you a masturbation experience you will truly never forget! Such stunning power will get you off in an instant but for a more long and drawn out affair, try using the Cyclone on the slowest speed.

Once you're done, twist the casing off the Cyclone and you can remove the closed-ended inner sleeve for cleaning - it really is that easy.

The cyclone can comfortably handle those with a girth of up to 6 inches.


Hot Octopuss PULSE Vibrating Male Masturbator

The state of the art PULSE male masturbator is a beautifully crafted piece of gadgetry, enveloping your full length and massaging the frenulum with powerful oscillations. USB rechargeable and powered by patented by PulsePlate technology.

The state of the art PULSE male masturbator is a beautifully crafted piece of gadgetry, enveloping your full length and massaging the frenulum with powerful oscillations. USB rechargeable and powered by patented by PulsePlate technology.

Perfect for hands-free shared or solo use, this futuristic stroker features expanding silicone wings for a snug, sensual fit. Drizzle with your favourite water-based lubricant to enjoy this male sex toy at its sexy best.

Key Features:
•Revolutionary male masturbator
•Oscillating vibration technology with patented PulsePlate technology
•Silicone wings expand to envelop penis
•USB rechargeable - no need for batteries
•Perfect for hands-free solo or shared play



UK exclusive! Balzees are smooth, sensual silicone balls that feel (and swing!) just like the real thing. The softness and firmness is awesomely lifelike - simulating normal human testicle anatomy and motion. The revolutionary material can be submerged in water or pre-warmed in a microwave to replicate your natural body temperature!

Suitable for use on dildos, dongs, strap-ons, vibrators and your partner, these bouncy balls feel and look fantastic! For use with sex toys, just slip the stretchy 1 inch diameter ring anywhere along the shaft and enjoy the feel of realistic balls which are perfect for rubbing or grinding against - your partner will feel the difference! Many find their Balzee perfect for strap-on sex, since the attachment allows for placement anywhere from base to tip, so that even shallow penetration gives optimum body contact.

For use with a partner, stretch the silicone ring up to 3 inches in diameter then slip it around their shaft for a tight, erection-enhancing fit. Many people love Balzee because they help with penetration. The stretchy ring can be placed anywhere along the shaft and the swinging testicles prevent your sex toy or partner from going too deep - perfect for those who like it shallow or those who love to be teased! Hypo-allergenic and safe for use with all non-silicone lubricants. A brilliant way to enhance sex and masturbation.

The sensual scent of leather combined with the feel of a creamy oil-based lubricant - what could be better? Well, how about making that lubricant seriously smooth and non-sticky too? We present to you ID Him, the lube that does all of this and more... This creamy lubricant has been developed to make male masturbation even more intense. Packed with smooth sensations, this lubricant enhances each and every stroke. The leather scent is utterly divine and will leave you feeling and smelling irresistible for as long as you like! Apply a small amount to the desired areas and rub in, applying more for extra lubrication and extra sensations.
Just the job for an amazing blow job! A superb sex toy for him, this heavy-duty translucent tube has an inviting mouth entrance leading to a velvety-feel shaft that has a powerful stroking action along the shaft - recreating the real feel of oral sex! This superior blow job sex toy really is built to last, with solid construcion and superior, powerful, quiet motors.

The row of beads moves back and forth directly arond the shaft, while the powerful bullet located in the tip of the tube teases and pleases the head. The intensity of the strokes and level of vibrations are controlled individually by the attached handset. It takes 4 'C' batteries, for really powerful sensations -and they are included so you’re ready to roll! Amazing Japanese manga-style packaging, complete with unlikely English translations on the box.
From Japan comes the ultimate hands-free male masturbator! The Som Sex Machine perfectly replicates the feel and action of an amazing hand-job. Position the base of the Som sex machine underneath the buttocks or on a table, lie back and let the smooth up-and-down motion bring you to orgasm. The hand attachment is adjustable in height as well as speed, and can be used either with the removable real-feel silicone sleeve supplied, or your own personal favourite sleeve.
The hand itself is flexible and widens to accommodate any sleeve up to 2 inches in diameter, including the popular Head Honcho and Pocket Pal series. (It won't fit a Fleshlight though. Shame!) The controller doubles as a powerful multispeed vibrating wand which can be used for dual stimulation of the perineum or anus to boot! The Som delivers from 90 to 180 strokes per minute. Can you keep up!? State-of-the-art sex machine from Japan.
If you're always left craving more, then enjoy the fantastic sensations of being stretched and filled with this inflatable butt plug! A high quality TitanMen product made of premium latex. The vertically ribbed butt plug is easy and enjoyable to insert with the flared base ensuring that it's safe and secure. Attached to the base of the plug is a flexible plastic tube leading to a squeezable hand bulb.

A complete anal pleasure satisfaction that delivers more backdoor satisfaction than the guy who comes round your tradesman's entrance. Insert the specially designed bulb, inflate to the perfect pressure and switch on the vibrations. Soft latex surface enables you to get the thickness that you desire while the multispeed vibrations can be easily controlled from the separate handset. Regular size: 5 inch circumference, 4 inch insertable length Inflated size: 13 inch circumference, 6.5 inch insertable length.

Make sure the metal air valve is closed then pump, pump, pump! As you squeeze and release the hand bulb, the plug fills up with air, giving you the most amazing sensations ever! Regular size: 4.5 inch circumference, 5 inch insertable length. Inflated size: 13 inch circumference, 6.25 inch insertable length.
Welcome to the next generation of sex toys! Direct from Japan, the Puchi Som mains-powered sex machine delivers hands-free stimulation and a whole new dimension of pleasure! Get comfortable and let the Puchi take over! It features a 5.5 inch moving shaft with a 100% silicone real-feel inner sleeve that envelopes your penis and faithfully recreates the pumping action of intercourse with a smooth, powerful stroking motion.

You control the excitement with a switch to intensify or reduce speed as and when required - choose from 90 or a pulse-quickening 180 strokes per minute. More fun than all the rides at Alton Towers combined! Quality Japanese build and motors. Machine measures 6 inches long by 4.3 inches high by 2.5 inches wide. Sensually textured masturbator has an opening of 1 inch which slims down to just 0.5 inches in diameter and is 4.25 inches long.

Cobra Libre Male Vibrator USA | UK
Cobra Libre Luxury Male Vibrator
From zero to orgasm in no time, the Cobra Libre luxury vibrator from Fun Factory is specifically designed for men. Made from medical grade silicone, this rechargeable and waterproof toy handles like a dream and delivers deeply satisfying vibrations. Ergonomically designed for easy handling, the Cobra Libre has substance as well as style.

This fully rechargeable toy has two super quiet, powerful motors that deliver deep vibrations to the 100% medical grade silicone sleeve. Fully waterproof, lube up with water-based lubricant and slide into the soft and flexible sleeve. At 3.5 inches deep it delivers vibrations, from soft to intense, to your most pleasurable points. Specifically designed to stimulate the male anatomy, the head of your penis is accommodated deep within the sleeve and has a raised ridge to deliver pleasure to the frenulum. Ergonomically designed to be held with ease in one hand, to leave your other free to explore and stimulate elsewhere.

To activate, press and hold the horizontal button for on and off. Once on, simply use the touch activated button pads to accelerate smoothly from slower to faster vibrations and back again.

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Review courtesy of virtualman thanks to lovehoney

I've bought a couple of male sex toys recently that sounded really new and exciting but which were quite a let down. So I tried not to get my hopes up too much about the Cobra Libre, although I was looking forward to it a lot having read some great reviews. The moment I slid in and felt the buzz run down my shaft I knew this toy was the real thing. It's hard to describe, but I felt similar when I tried the TENGA Flip Hole for the first time, although this was even more intense - like an electric Tenga! And it actually gets better. You can caress and massage your penis head by touching the top of the toy (the material is soft and luxurious). This increases the feel and intensity of the vibration. Although it's easy to do this, it seems like quite a skill as well, as each time I've used the Cobra I've got better at it. As has been pointed out, this toy produces much longer masturbation sessions. As you near orgasm you can adjust the intensity (via the buttons or by the way you massage your penis through the material) to delay ejaculating. It's so easy to do this that it almost becomes like one ultra-long orgasm. This is definitely the best sex toy I've ever used. It won't replace masturbators like the Fleshlight or the TENGA completely - if you just want to quickly satisfy your sexual urge, just bang a Fleshlight. If you want a long, luxurious masturbation session, there can't be any better toy than this. Amazing, 10/10.

The ultimate computerized sex toy for men.
Simulates blowjobs, anal sex, full penetration, wanking and handjobs . Connects to your computer to provide DVD quality sights and sounds to your wanking experience.
This is going to revolutionize wanking. This is the newest most modern masturbation technique yet designed!
Finally science has been put to good use: The Wank Machine!!

Som Rocket Wank Machine!!

3, 2, 1...lift off! Prepare to take your orgasms to the fifth dimension! A bigger, badder cousin of the original Puchi Som Machine, the Rocket features an angled head that thrusts up and down in a thrilling deep throat action. Houston, we have an orgasm! Simply sit over the base of the Som and position the shaft over yourself.

The shaft moves up and down fully enveloping your penis and faithfully recreating an amazing blow job. The inside of the shaft features a sensational silicone sleeve with hundreds of tickling, teasing fronds guaranteed to tease, please and send you into orbit!

You control the excitement with a simple dial that varies the smooth pumping action from 90 up to an amazing 180 strokes a minute. Bonus alert - the handle of the controller vibrates too, for extra stimulation around the balls, perineum or anus. Sensational!

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Talk about a Sex Bomb!

Check out this hand grenade wank toy! Covert operations never felt so good! This is Spy versus Spy like you wouldn't believe! Shaped like a hand grenade this tight little sex-weapon is the perfect treat for those full frontal assualts and real hand to hand combat!! Feel the power! Cleverly disguised as a hand grenade (!), this stretchy, squishy sleeve features a tight anal opening and several vacuum chambers within the ribbed inner sleeve. Just don't try and take it through customs!

I think someone bought this for me as a joke... I mean, who wants to shag a grenade?! I've heard of some weird fetishes but really! However, I like the idea of the more unusual products so I thought I'd give it a go. I got myself ready, added a bit of lube and slipped my cock inside the opening. It was quite a nice fit, tight but not painful, and nice and soft. I found the shape of the item makes it very east to keep a good firm grip, and to allow you to squeeze for more pressure, or to relax without fear of dropping the item when a little distracted!

Overall it's just a fun item, something a little different, and well worth the money paid. I just wish more products were designed this well!

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Spank Your Monkey!!

I am blessed with a well endowed boyfriend, so I used the Monkey Spanker at the base while giving him a blow job. The use of a flavoured lube all along his cock helped the Monkey Spanker slide and the movement of the toy delivered me a ready supply where I needed it!

We moved on to him holding and operating the toy while I gave some attention to his balls and it was great for me to have my hands/mouth free for some ass play. I really enjoyed being able to see him getting some attention on all of his hot spots at the same time.

Visually, I liked being able to see his cock, unlike some of the other toys that hide it away. It also allowed the "money shot" to be directed onto me rather than being contained within a tube or having to break the flow in order to take it out!

Great price for a great toy to be enjoyed solo or part of a mind blowing session.

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New Electric Sex Toy For Men

Excellent stimulation programs and simple, but effective, controls. So much better than any normal vibe (even the excellent Black Cat Dual Rotating Butt Plug - which sadly tends to seize-up after a few uses). Works perfectly with ElectraStim attachments, especially Tri-Polar Probe (set to Program B, Intensity 7, MTL Black connector to TPP Black connector and MTL Red Connector to TPP White connector). These are definitely the future of Sex Toys!

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The amazing technology of the innovative Utensil Race series of masturbators is now available in the full size Extreme Hip version! Featuring revolutionary zero diameter technology that replicates the feel of pushing through layers of muscle!

What makes Utensil Race so different? The passage of a normal masturbator sleeve is like a hole or a tunnel. Utensil Race has a passage with almost a zero diameter - just like a real vagina - until you push against it, when you glide through, feeling like you're pushing through layers and layers of muscle and flesh. Incredibly real! This sleeve was designed from the results of a huge survey of 70,000 vaginas! It has a zero diameter structure, providing incredibly realistic sensations. The super complex inner texture is designed to accurately mirror the internal dimensions of the vagina like never before. Amazing!

The Extreme Hip is over 5kg of top quality silicone, with both vaginal and anal entrances. The entrances are slightly different in feel and diameter - the anal entrance is tighter. - Super soft - Little fragrant - Very elastic - Non sticky - Double complex structured holes

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Excellent stimulation programs and simple, but effective, controls. So much better than any normal vibe (even the excellent Black Cat Dual Rotating Butt Plug - which sadly tends to seize-up after a few uses). Works perfectly with ElectraStim attachments, especially Tri-Polar Probe (set to Program B, Intensity 7, MTL Black connector to TPP Black connector and MTL Red Connector to TPP White connector). These are definitely the future of Sex Toys!

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Vibrations? So 20th century darling! Soft, safe electrical impulses stimulate and excite wherever and however you like! Discover a new dimension of satisfaction! Advanced multi-function unit for tingling thrills.

General Wank Machine FAQ
Questions about the Male Masturbation machine

Is The Wank Machine durable?

The Wank Machine is built to withstand the most vivid imagination and provides an increased level of sexual enjoyment. Every component in The Wank Machine is made from specialized materials designed for enhanced comfort, improved performance, and ease of use. The Wank Machine has undergone extensive testing to make sure it meets only the highest standards of quality and safety. Using The Wank Machine for any activity other than its intended use, however, may result in a diminished lifespan for the device.

Does it vibrate?

The Wank Machine is not a traditional vibrating sex toy. The Wank Machine uses a stroking motion to perfectly simulate the movements of the human body during intimate sexual contact. Unlike a vibrator, which is applied to one particular erogenous zone at a time, The Wank Machine strokes the entire length of the penis to feel just like real sex.

What are the insides of the The Wank Machine made from?

The patented dual belt drives inside The Wank Machine are comprised of a soft, supple material called VersaFlex engineered to feel just like actual skin. Like all The Wank Machine components, the belts have been tested for comfort and for safety to ensure that The Wank Machine remains the most pleasurable virtual sex experience money can buy.
What is the technology behind The Wank Machine?

The Wank Machine uses haptic technology to recreate the feelings you would experience during actual sex. Haptic technology adds the sense of touch to all your favorite adult movies, allowing you to not only see the action on screen, but to experience it in realtime. It is the same technology employed by companies like Microsoft and NASA for use in video game controllers and in space training simulators.

How does The Wank Machine work?

Inside the The Wank Machine, three tiny servomotors power the belts to create the sensation of real oral, anal, vaginal, and a variety of other sexual positions. The soft, pliable belts squeeze and stroke the penis in conjunction with the action on screen. A lube reservoir and a warming element provide radiant warmth and a natural level of wetness to feel like actual penetration.

Is The Wank Machine difficult to set up?

Setting up your The Wank Machine is incredibly easy. Just take it out of the box, plug it in to your USB port, activate, and you’re ready to go.

What is the best way to clean The Wank Machine?

Simply remove the outer shell and place The Wank Machine under warm, running water. That’s it. There is no need for special cleansers or sanitizers, though a mild detergent such as dishwashing liquid can be used if desired. It is recommended that you clean The Wank Machine after every use. The Wank Machine is neither dishwasher safe nor machine washable and should never be submerged completely in water. Please see the The Wank Machine instruction booklet for complete cleaning and maintenance suggestions.

Can I use the The Wank Machine in the shower or in the bathtub?

No. The Wank Machine is not waterproof. Also, it is not designed for use without a computer.

Can I use a condom with The Wank Machine?

Yes. A condom may be used with The Wank Machine, but it is not necessary.

What colors are currently available?

The Wank Machine comes in a white finish with silver trim. For now, there are no other available colors.

Can I use The Wank Machine without purchasing movies from the VOD?

The Wank Machine was designed to work with the films, giving you a one-of-a-kind action experience. It does not work on its own.

Will the device work with my Mac?

Currently, The Wank Machine works only with a PC, but we hope to have Mac platform functionality in the near future.

Do I need to add lube to enjoy The Wank Machine?

You must keep the lube reservoir filled with a water-based lube. Check the level before and after each use to provide you with a more realistic and a more enjoyable sexual experience.

What type of lubricants can I use with my The Wank Machine?

Use only water-based lubricants with The Wank Machine. Oil-based lubricants should NOT be used, as they can damage the sensitive, skin-like material that gives The Wank Machine its lifelike feel. This would hamper the overall functionality of The Wank Machine resulting in a less-than-optimal experience.

What sex acts does the The Wank Machine simulate?

The Wank Machine mimics authentic blowjobs, anal sex, vaginal sex, handjobs, footjobs, and just about any sexual sensation you can imagine. The haptic technology present in The Wank Machine also recreates more subtle nuances such as the feel of a woman when she squirts during intercourse. This is one-of-a-kind technology designed to make sure that you get the most authentic sexual experience possible, however you like it.

How do I purchase minutes in the VOD Theater for use with my The Wank Machine?

Once you have received your The Wank Machine and you have activated it on the website, you are free to start using it! To begin watching, simply log in to the VOD and select a movie of your choice from the available The Wank Machine titles.

How many movies are available?

The actual number of titles increases daily as more and more new movies are encoded, then added to the VOD. That means you will always have new stars, new movies, and new fantasies to explore. If my favorite star isn’t featured in any of the The Wank Machine encoded movies, is it possible he or she will be in the future?

New stars and new features will be added to the VOD on a regular basis giving you a continuous number of new sexual adventures to explore. If you would like to see a particular star in the The Wank Machine VOD Theater, visit our The Wank Machine Blog. There you can make a specific star request, write a review, or share stories about your The Wank Machine experiences.

What do I need to use The Wank Machine?

Minimum system requirements include Windows XP, or Windows Vista operating system. You will also need the Windows Media Player 9 plug-in. If you do not have Windows Media Player, it will be automatically downloaded to your computer during the activation process. We hope to have additional player functionality in the future.

Ordering and Payment Information Is my personal information safe?

AEBN will not sell or give away your personal information for any reason. You will not receive emails from us other than to confirm your order. Your information will be used only to process your order. Is my online transaction secure?

All transactions use SSL (Secure Socket Layer). It is designated by a pad lock icon in Internet Explorer and Firefox. We have one layer of SSL that connects your computer to our secure server and another layer of SSL that connects our secure server to the credit card processor. SSL encrypts the transmissions in such a way that only the two parties involved in the transaction can read the information.

What methods of payment are accepted?

All major credit cards as well as money orders are accepted forms of payment.

How will The Wank Machine show up on my credit card statement?

Your The Wank Machine purchase will show up as “AEBN” on your credit card statement.

Why was my credit card declined?

Neither AEBN nor The Wank Machine has access to the specifics that caused your transaction to be declined. Please contact your financial institution for an explanation, or try an alternate form of payment. How do I know if my order was approved?

You will receive a confirmation email regarding your order, including your order number and the amount that was charged to your credit card. Please make sure the e-mail address you provide is accurate.

Shipping Information How long does shipping take?

The Wank Machine offers standard shipping options through UPS. Orders will be processed internally before being sent to the warehouse. The Wank Machine generally ships within 7 days from the date of order approval. How do I check the status of my order?

Your The Wank Machine tracking number will be emailed to you. You can also check the status of your order by clicking on the “My Account” link in the VOD Theater. If no order information or shipping information is posted, the order is still being processed and has not yet shipped. For any additional information call us toll-free. We are available 24-hours a day to answer any questions about your order.

To what locations do you ship?

The Wank Machine ships to the lower 48 states of the US. International orders are coming soon.
Returns/Exchanges What is your Return Policy?

You may return your The Wank Machine device for any reason within 30 days of receipt for an exchange or a refund of the purchase price, excluding shipping and handling costs, and a 10% restocking fee. If the The Wank Machine arrives damaged, or we made an error, and it cannot be remedied with replacement parts, we will pay to return the item to us and send a replacement to you. If you decide you do not want parts or a replacement, the item can be returned under our standard 30-day return policy. Please keep in mind that once an order has shipped, it cannot be cancelled. If you refuse an order, it will then fall under our standard return policy, where roundtrip-shipping costs will be deducted from your refund. All returned The Wank Machine devices must be in original condition and packaging; otherwise, additional charges may be applied. Unfortunately, after the 30-day return period, the The Wank Machine cannot be returned because neither we, nor our suppliers, can take the used device back. If you have any questions about the above policy, please call us toll-free.

Product Arrives Damaged

The Wank Machine is well packaged to withstand damage during shipping. However, if the The Wank Machine appears damaged or any electronic peripherals are missing, please notify us. Even if the package appears only slightly damaged, write “Package Damaged” when you sign for delivery. This is VERY important. If the package looks significantly damaged, you may refuse delivery of the package. The damaged package will be returned to us and we will send you a new one. If you refuse delivery, please notify us within 48 hours so that we can expect the return shipment. If you have already accepted the package and find that parts are missing or damaged, please contact us right away and we will ship you the replacement parts free of charge. Speed matters since most carriers only let us file freight claims within 48 hours of delivery. If we cannot replace the parts, we will have the carrier pick up the package and we will send you a replacement. All returned products should be in the original packaging. The The Wank Machine goal is to make buying online easy, safe and efficient. Refusing Delivery

Once an order has shipped, it cannot be cancelled. In addition, any of the events below will be handled as returns and will fall under our standard return policy, where roundtrip shipping costs will be deducted from your refund. You have tried to cancel an order but it has already shipped, so you refuse it upon delivery. You see the product at the time of delivery and decide it is no longer what you want, so you refuse delivery. This may be a result of any number of reasons that generally fall under “buyer remorse”. The product arrives damaged, and rather than give us a chance to fix the problem through a replacement part(s) or a replacement device, you decide you no longer want it and refuse delivery. As outlined above we work hard to rectify damage issues, in cases where a customer no longer wants the product we handle it as a standard return.

To Return a Product

You may return your The Wank Machine purchase within 30 days of receipt. Please note: after the 30 days The Wank Machine is not returnable. To return the The Wank Machine: Please email customerservice@The Wank and include your original order number, and your billing name or username. Or, call us toll-free and we will provide you an RMA number and a return address. We will not accept any return that does not have an associated RMA number clearly noted on the outside of the return shipping container. If the device is used, it must be cleaned before packaging (see Care and Maintenance section of your owner’s manual). Wrap the package carefully. All returned The Wank Machine devices must be in original condition and packaging; otherwise, additional charges may be applied. A The Wank Machine customer service representative will work with you to coordinate and schedule the return using our preferred shipping method. We will provide you with the proper shipping address. It is important that you save your return tracking number. If possible, email it to us so that we can track the return. Please Note: unless the return or exchange is due to an error on our part, we cannot refund shipping and handling charges. We will issue a credit to the credit card or other payment option used for the original purchase.

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